Cum Conditioner

When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner

Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair

by A H Choo June 26, 2008

preexisting condition

despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.

Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.

Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?

Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!

by ChiBlonde November 10, 2012

CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.

There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.

by William J Wilson January 5, 2009

extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.

"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"

by k.o.h. January 13, 2008

Air Condition

In the 1% motorcycle club world, air conditioning means to riddle a house with bullets, as a sign of disrespect and and open declaration of war.

” We’re gonna have to air condition their clubhouse, if they step out one more time. That’s the truth brother.”

by PhilthyUprDarby January 18, 2018

Classical Conditioning

A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.

In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).

The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.

Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.

After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.

You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 7, 2021

condotaminated

Adjective. To describe a once nice area now crowded with tall, personalityless, glass and concrete expensive condominiums. Potentially, the slums of tomorrow.

d00d Vancouver used to be great, but now it's just condotaminated.

by Slagathor April 21, 2004