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Comcaneurysm

A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooningin the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.
"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"
by thevomitcomit January 17, 2008
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CommonCrafty

A style of short video usually geared toward web newbies. The videos are characterized by a white table-like surface over which hand-drawn and computer printed manipulatives are moved about to demonstrate a technology. The audio is usually punctuated by excited "yays" and "boos" and accompanied by hand gestures such as thumbs-up/down, hang loose and finger snaps. The CommonCrafty style was popularized by the "...in Plain English" line of videos available on YouTube.
John3EEE: check out the New Media Douchebags Explained video on YouTube
SpiceLee: saw it forever ago. very commoncrafty and even sounds like the dude from the common craft vids.
by sutch May 11, 2009
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Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!
Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.
by easttimorjackontheattack February 16, 2012
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coconut2020

This is a party running for L'Manberg presidency, kinda, it, uh, has umm, Fundy, and Nikki (Nihachu) in it, thats about it, they didnt really do much qnd werent gonna do much if they won
Coconut2020 is so, ummm, mediocre, i want them to win more than schlatt and pog but only because they arent as much of a threat to pog2020
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020
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Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.
"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."
by Qsamma May 21, 2013
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common chero

Bloke 1: What You Rekon Of Old Zig Over There?
Bloke 2: Yeah, Deffinatly A Common Chero.
by B-radlee April 20, 2008
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Comeondowns

Comeondowns pronounced (kum on downs)
Depression resulting from knowing all the answers to a game show while confined in your living room.
Comeondowns is when a person who is sitting at home watching a game show shouting out the answers
by jphw March 24, 2009
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