clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

by Cody May 6, 2004

Cock Sucker

Someone who loves to suck cock

Diane is a cock sucker

by Nikki September 5, 2002

ignorant ass cock sucker

A stupid individual who foolishly commits an act of transgression towards another, for the sake of instant gratification.

That ignorant ass cock sucker just cut me off to get to his exit. Nevermind the accident that was caused as a result!

by Lourau June 29, 2021

cock sucker

An insult commonly used to describe someone you hate. Derived from derrogatory reference to oral sex.

John called his old friends cocksuckers just before they beat the crap out of him.

by dp9 October 11, 2003

cocksmokery

When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.

I got a $300 ticket last night for going 60 in a school zone. Can you believe that cocksmokery?

by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009

cocksocket

A girl's asshole--typically a girl with a very attractive butt.

Stephanie has such a nice little ass--I'd like to stretch her sweet little cocksocket.

by Steph M. August 1, 2007

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005