critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.

I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.

by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016

criticalled

To hurt someone really bad, or hurt them in a key vulnerable spot leading to serious injury. Be it from a fist fight, or any kind of a weapon. Originally derived from rolling the top number of a 20 sided combat dice from AD&D or Dungeons and Dragons

Did you see how that guy criticalled that bully?
Man. Your wrecked for a month in the hospital. That guy really criticalled you.

by Flipped3540 September 23, 2017

criticalize

To judge

Criticalizing- judging

This bitch Jenny always criticalize me. Every time I break up with Mike and get back with him she cuts her eyes at me .

by Shon the hedgehog November 28, 2017

Critical Knock-Out

When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.

Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

critical gay

A disease which slowly rotts the frontal lobe. This disease can be caused from many incidents such as not saying "no homo" after accidently making eye contact at yo homie for longer than 5 seconds, unironicly dabbing, laughing at minions memes, and much more!

mike: i caught my friend dabbing unironicly today
sam: he must have critical gay!

by no-homo-bruh69 June 11, 2018

Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.

Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.

by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018

critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019