H&R COCKBLOCK

A sevice provided by someone to prevent from being cockblocked

I almost lost Sally, luckily i had H&R COCKBLOCK.

by chriswebz October 13, 2010

Clockblock

When someone is late for an event that is already planned

Guy 1 - "Bro, where the fuck is Dan? We gotta go now, or we'll miss the fight."
Guy 2 - "I don't know, but he better not clockblock us..."
Guy 3 - "I'll kick his ass."

by 97NoRtHsTaR December 13, 2009

cockblocker

Someone who blocks the shot of someone other than themselves getting sex.

Im trying to get with boy for the night and my girl is being a cockblocker by calling me every minute on the hour.

by HoneybrwnDyme January 12, 2003

Reverse Cockblock

The act when a girl you are interested in calls on your friend to join during a date with the sole intention of using him as a cock block.

This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.

Bobby: Hey Sarah, you wanna grab a pizza tonight?
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*

by benbjamin February 13, 2009

Clockblock

When your online friends have a different timezone than you, so you can't chat with them.

I woke up in the morning to talk to my friend when I realized he was across the world from me, still sleeping. Dammit , I was clockblocked!

by SizzBacon April 20, 2018

Clockblock

When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.

Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.

Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.

by Datzabbadabbado July 24, 2018

cockblockjutsu

A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.

me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.

by Pi-nut January 19, 2017