drunk click

Not to confused with a drunk dial, this is when you drunk email people online using myspace/aim etc.

Oh my god Brent totally messaged me last night for the first time in years, he said "hay babtby I miss yu been awguikle call mee" What an obvious drunk click!

by teams! February 10, 2009

click stick

What is commonly referred to as a: Television remote

Jeremy: Yo fart-gargler, where'd you hide the click stick?
Donnie: Check the couch!

by Keegan Gnartin April 3, 2008

Click-bait

Click-bait is something that someone uses a thing that usually to get someone attention. After they clicked it's not what they wanted. Common on Youtube and ROBLOX. Click-bait titles most likely have a name like this: ''I ALMOST DIED'' or ''PRANKING IN THE HOOD (GONE WRONG)''. Those are things that never happen in the video. No one almost dies and no one pranks in the hood (usually actors). The other way people click-bait is when something happened in the video they make it look more dramatic on the thumbnail and the title. People also like to add sexual things to the thumbnail or title to grab peoples attention. For example: ''THE MOST HOTTEST GAME EVER'' It turns out to be some first-person shooter game. The other way people click-bait is they say a title but they don't finish it so you can get curious to click on the video. For example: ''WE NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING'' or ''WHO DID THIS TO ME?!''.

Click-bait sucks.

by DoIevencare? November 3, 2017

Dick Click

A disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive dick sucking.

I was sucking johnnys dick last night and now i have a dick click!!!!

by backactionhoe July 15, 2014

click anxiety

The act of becoming anxious or nervous when trying to click on tiny, closely spaced links. The fear that you will waste precious seconds then either hitting the back button to try again to click the ridiculously small link that you will probably miss again now that you're paranoid about missing it.

I meant to go to page two but clicked on page three, dammit now I'm going to have click anxiety!

by SeanBlader June 17, 2010

Barlous click

That face you make when you clench your teeth and spread your mouth widely to the side and slightly downwards, so that the tendons in the side of your neck stand out, as you widen your eyes, furrow your brows, and give a little shrug.

Torris Demmock turned round to the expectant audience and gave a linguering Barlous click.

by Vizzage January 9, 2023

Click-book

Verb: to order something online simply by clicking the first item that tickles your fancy

If you want a normal hotel room in Paris and not a haunted house in the middle of beantown, I have a simple solution for you; simply don't click-book your next vacation.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2021