cliterature

Genre of fiction dealing primarily with the romantic and social lives of high-powered career women, usually set in New York City. Originated with Candace Bushnell's novel, "Sex and the City," which was soon followed by the Shopaholic series as well as numerous other imitations. The genre is more commonly and politely referred to as chick lit.

"Ever since she got 'Shopaholic' for her birthday, my mom's been obsessed with cliterature. It's so creepy."

by Meagan L. April 19, 2006

Cliterbation

Masturbation, but it sounds cooler.
Mandi totally made up this word too.

Mandi and Madison have a cliterbation session to attend to together.

Kyle: Do you masturbate?
Ashly: No I cliterbate
Kyle: same thing

by mexiburritobeast September 26, 2010

really big clever cheese

it's a piece of cheese, and it's really big... and really clever.

WOW!!! Brad is a piece of clever cheese, and i just met him!

by Brad's #1 Fan February 17, 2004

clete

Someone who is gay but isn't out of the closet yet, Hires male escorts and goes to gay bars

Man - Hi are you gay?
clete - no i just like sucking dicks
Man - fuck your a clete!!

by matt898989 January 27, 2009

cleverless

1- Lacking cleverness

2- Very simple, not requiring witty thought

3- Incorrect spelling of cleaverless

1- Taking a huge risk, he cleverlessly introduced himself as 'Tom the Tiny'.

-or-

JILL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
SARAH: "How?"
JILL: "Because you're so gay!"
SARAH: "Wow... that was cleverless."

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

cliterati

A derogatory term for women's reading groups or for feminist authors.

Is that by Camille Paglia? Oh, you haven't joined the cliterati have you?

by londonmark September 16, 2003

blue cliterous

when a womans overies become infected with black peoples sperm and the form a geto in the womens overies and start shooting at mexians that jump over the border

my bitches blue cliterous fomed black people

by tittly master5000 October 23, 2011