Lifetime Channel

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

by niKnak74 January 25, 2010

Discovery Channel

Sharks and sex.

Did they change it?
No, still the same old discovery channel

by Hide In Your Corner January 22, 2017

History Channel

Should be renamed "The Hitler Channel" Since they talk about WW2 in just about every other program.

All The History Channel shows most of the time is something about World War 2. But they do have some other things too. Just not that much

by Cripplehawk May 23, 2009

channel cat

1. The act of or being a woman that is a dirty whore. The kind that is always feeding off the bottom of the barrell or will have sex with anything.

2. A woman that is like a channel in the water everybody has to go through it to get to port.

3. A woman that will go to any depths of the river to get dick; a bottom feeder

That chick Jaz is a straight up channel cat.

Look at that channel cat over there bottom feeding.

by hadnuts August 28, 2007

Irish channel

A neighborhood of New Orleans noted for its distinctive dialect, vaguely resembling both Southern and New York speech. See yat.

After he spoke two sentences, I knew he grew up in the Irish Channel.

by octopod November 30, 2003

Channel Bitch

The person holding the TV remote who is forced to change channels at the whim of others in the room

Hey, be my channel bitch and switch over to the football game. Nevermind, a commercial is on, switch back to Touched by An Angel.

by TisHerself December 23, 2008

Log Channeler

A funnel when used by an individual who has Diarrhea to create an impression of a more dense poo.

When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.

by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003