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Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.

All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.

We have everything you could ever want, and also me.

You wish you were here right now, you know you do.

The best place ever.
Nor-Cal is hella better than So-Cal
Nor-Cal by Figure.10 May 29, 2009
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Fat Cal Ripken 

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.
Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.
Fat Cal Ripken by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010

Low cal convo 

A shoot the shit easy convo. Low depth conversation, yet enjoyable.

Low calorie conversation
Conall: I like your socks
Zenia: thank, i got them in Pennys
Conall: I should get some too, this is some low cal convo
Low cal convo by ZeeConn June 25, 2022

Pulling a Cal 

"Pulling a Cal" or to "Pull a Cal", when a person leaves their friends in middle of an intense fight to go afk for a bit.
"I need to afk"-Person 1
"In middle of a fight, bro?"-Person 2
"I need to pee"-Person 1
"You are so pulling a Cal right now"-Person 2
Pulling a Cal by Butterfly_Effect October 12, 2015
O Snap, Im hella from Nor Cal.
Person 1: "You high?"
Person 2: "Wut?"
Person 1: "Ahh, you hella faded"
Person 2: "..."

So-Cal Paintball Factory 

At one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.Most recognized by their black jerseys and the iron cross that graced the front of their chest. So-Cal was founded by Ralphie Nava of San Fernando Ca. Began as an all pump team run by Angelo Nava in ealry 2003 but later expanded into the NPPL. So-Cal was a spring board for many of the players to move up the ladder in rankings. The So-Cal teams produced players that have been rostered on such Pro teams as San Diego Dynasty, San Diego Aftermath and Reds Sedition. Other teams that carried members of the So-Cal Family were the Vatos Locos, La Faction, La Exodus and La Exodus Kids. So-Cal Paintball Factory has traveled and played in many tournaments ranging from Florida to Hawaii.
So-Cal Paintball Factory at one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.