Caffeinectomy

The abrupt and painful removal of all sources of caffeine from one's life, resulting in withdrawal symptoms akin to a person who has lost all meaning in their existence.

After realizing the detrimental effects of excessive caffeine consumption, John decided to undergo a caffeinectomy. Now, he wanders through life in a perpetual state of tiredness, questioning the purpose of his existence with every yawn.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Cafe Bomb

1. A bomb placed and detonated in a Cafe
2. A Shot of Espresso Dropped into a Glass of Coke/Pepsi/etc.

1. the cafe bombing killed 6 people and injured 12 others.

2. This Cafe Bomb is so strong I could raise the dead.

by AtomicBrahms January 6, 2009

cafeteria syndrome

When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.

You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.

by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011

cafe society

The collective term for the rich and famous subset of society who frequent fashionable restaurants and nightclubs. The comings and goings of these trendsetters and socialities are often noted by the press and gossip columnists. It was one such scribe, Maury Paul (pen-name: Cholly Knickerbocker), who coined the phrase “café society.”

That ditzy socialite is a member of the cafe society who has nothing better to do than see and be seen at the hippest restaurants and clubs in NYC.

by atavistic_anomaly December 29, 2018

Café Owner Anti

- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.

- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.

- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.

“no i don’t think you understand... i’m a café owner anti... i’m obsessed with the café owners.”

by CaféCultist June 1, 2019

Caff1ne.core.Hatepage

An amazing cosplayer who I look up to that also makes me laugh with their posts

I just watched Caff1ne.core.hatepage's new video it was hilarious and their cosplay in it was amazing

by Lovebirdcoz July 8, 2021

ojo cafe

Spanish slang/ literally,"coffee colored eye".
The anus.

'Chuey bent over in the locker room and I was staring right at his ojo cafe."

by septio2378 March 4, 2011