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Beating A Bronco

A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey
"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."
by MapleSizzurp August 4, 2017
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rusty night bronco

When she’s on her period and you go back and forth between her asshole and pussy
“bro ashley’s an absolute freak, she let me go all rusty night bronco on her lastnight”
by callie redway December 11, 2021
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driving the Bronco

An accomplice or accessory to an act.

A reference to A.C. Cowlings driving O.J. Simpson on a nationally televised slow-speed freeway chase after the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
"Did you get your little brother drunk at that underage party?"

"Naw, but I guess I was driving the Bronco since I told him about it."
by Hugh Johnson September 6, 2005
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Bronson

A faux-hawk worn by a man with exceptional stamina and masculinity. Most faux-hawk look exceedingly gay, but this one seems fashionable, simply by the sheer manpower of the wearer. First seen worn by Charles Bronson in the beginning of Death Wish.
Man, did you see that player with a Bronson? That guy could probably impregnate a girl by just looking at her, he was so manly.
by Make my day September 16, 2010
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Bronked

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021
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Brokowski

A true friend who is loyal and always passes no nut November

Brothers from another mother (technically unless your dad cheated on your mom)

True Patriots to the continental U.S. ( MURICA)

Ancestors of the gods Beavis and Butthead
My friend Shlongerman is my best friend! Forget it he is my Brokowski
by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021
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Delhi Broncos

Dude i feel blessed, i just lost to the Delhi Broncos
by mr.crosscountry November 2, 2009
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