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brobrah

Originating from legends of a mysterious and lost soul who would moan, "Brooo Brahhh," whenever someone would back out of a commitment they made, brobrah is a term for backing out of a commitment.

brobrahing dates as far back as the stone age, where cavemen would make commitments to go hunting with their best cavemen buddies, but would back out at the last second and brobrah the rest of the group.

Today, brobrahing is still a severe issue, as people will commit to things on facebook or through text messages and brobrah later with either no excuse, or a very poor excuse.

Examples of Brobrahing
Mike: Yo, Jake, you coming over later?
Jake: Yea man! I'll see you at 6.

~~later at 5:30pm~~

Jake: Uhh, hey Mike, I can't make it, my uhh, dog is chasing its tail or something...
Mike: What the fuck Jake! Don't brobrah me!
John: Is Jake brobrahing you?
Mike: He's brobrahing me!
Jake: Sorry man..
John: Brooo Brahhh
by BROGI September 19, 2014
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brobortion

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.
Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.
by topaco November 30, 2016
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Brobitch

A female bro. A girlfriend that's like a bro. A female that can hang with the bros. A very cool bitch.
I'm going to pick up my brobitch so we can hang.
by Fawndalicious April 11, 2019
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brobocop

half robot, half bro, all cop, complete asshole
guy #1- "dude, i got a dui from fuckin brobocop"
guy #2- "what a douche. he's just pissed he got all c's in high school"
by bromodo dragon May 7, 2010
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BroBot

middle aged black men who run around with those blue tooth attachments stuck to their head - makes them look like Lobot from Empire Strikes Back.

In France and Louisiana they may be referred to as BreauxBots.
Brobot was standing next to me talking and I thought he was talking to me, only to realize he was on the phone using his Brobot blue tooth headset thingy.
by yamominem October 24, 2011
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Brobos

"Dude, look at the brobos over there sharing a burrito."
by BekahUNLEASHED October 24, 2009
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Brober

The process of sobreing up by using bread
You need to brober up mate!
by h10g_ October 18, 2018
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