(noun) witty sayings by uninvited and frequent junior office intruder, who answers to Brad, Bradley or Sir Bradley. (note: the occurrence of a bradleyism in no way detracts from the instrusiveness of the unwanted visit.)
Bradleyism #1: "Too bad Atkins doesn't get rid of pure evil."
Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum."
Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood."
Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies."
Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum."
Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood."
Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies."
by DeltaC January 7, 2005
Get the bradleyism mug."Bots dots" are raised plastic reflective bubbles that are placed on the top and bottom of the white and yellow road stripes, named after the chemist who designed them and found mainly in California. Driving over them results in a thudding that keeps you in lane. Driving by Braille, or "Braille Driving" is when someone is so drunk they navigate by the sound and vibration alone - or worse, lean out the window and feel their way along the road to find their way.
"George Bush was so drunk when he was pulled over, he must have been driving by Braille with one hand on the wheel and one on the road."
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Get the drive by braille mug.Adorable , sweet , quiet , shy member of the band Before You Exit - He's has pinchable chubby cheeks and a cute smile.
Plays lead guitar. He also plays keyboard.
Tallest member in the band.
known for his magic tricks , addiction to CoD , fear of heights his second name , MM Musician and Magcian and love for Chipotle
Oh and , his daughter's name is Holly xD
Plays lead guitar. He also plays keyboard.
Tallest member in the band.
known for his magic tricks , addiction to CoD , fear of heights his second name , MM Musician and Magcian and love for Chipotle
Oh and , his daughter's name is Holly xD
Person 1 : so how does Braiden Wood get a girl's attention and asks her out ?
Person 2 : Oh , he goes like "hey,wanna see a magic trick?" then he offers her a juice box , tells her his favorite animal and politely asks her to go Chipotle
Person 2 : Oh , he goes like "hey,wanna see a magic trick?" then he offers her a juice box , tells her his favorite animal and politely asks her to go Chipotle
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