2 definitions by leshka321

Braille eyebrows

Eyebrows that are too pale and/or sparse to see; they're invisible but they're there.

"He's pretty handsome, but he doesn't have any eyebrows." "He has eyebrows!" "Well, maybe if you touch them. He has Braille eyebrows."

by leshka321 April 29, 2009

contold

A woman whose husband has had sexual relations with others during their marriage; a victim of adultery; the female equivalent of "cuckold"; can also be used as a verb.

I heard Cynthia's husband and his secretary have been fornicating every Tuesday afternoon! Poor woman, only 29 and already a contold.

by leshka321 May 3, 2009