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bradleyism 

(noun) witty sayings by uninvited and frequent junior office intruder, who answers to Brad, Bradley or Sir Bradley. (note: the occurrence of a bradleyism in no way detracts from the instrusiveness of the unwanted visit.)
Bradleyism #1: "Too bad Atkins doesn't get rid of pure evil."

Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum."

Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood."

Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies."
bradleyism by DeltaC January 7, 2005
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Baileyism 

Weird sayings in the American Pageant US History textbook that come from the author Thomas Bailey.
"Tickle the soil with a hoe, and it will laugh a harvest" is a Baileyism.
Baileyism by aPasha September 8, 2006

Bradleyish 

This dude is bradleyish
Bradleyish by Xxe March 15, 2020

Baileyism 

Example of a Baileyism
Private, you need to lose weight. Maybe you need to watch your food intake.
DS I am and I do not think I am that fat. DS
PVT, you are so fat that if you were an inch shorter, you would be a perfect circle.
Baileyism by DRILL SERGEANT April 23, 2011

Bradyism 

Bradyism is a special type of autisim for only the most bulunt and fully retarded people
Wow that kid is 100% bradyism

That kids such a brady

Wow i went brady for a second

Yeah i have heard about that kid he is so brady
Bradyism by Intresting name 124 October 1, 2018

Bradlyism 

Bradlyism is a religion based on praising bradly. We do not praise a god but instead we praise bradly.
I'm a bradly!

I just joined bradlyism it's great!
Bradlyism by Therealbradlyist January 28, 2021

Bradyism 

The School of though of Followers of Brady; to gather as much information on a topic as you can to prove why its worse than your own thoughts.
(Clearly just Winning and not Biased)
inferior person: Katanas are better for chopping off heads because of the thick spine and the single edge
Follower of Bradyism: no, there are many different types of weapons that can do that much better than a katana, the katana was a sidearm and nothing more, even other japanese weapons cound do that better like the nodachi. European weapons especially had many specializations, why do you think the calvalry saber exists, even then cutting off the head would not be a main priority as that is a hard target to hit.
Inferior Person: well i dont know much on this subject to begin with-
Follower of Bradyism: then why would you start talking like you do
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Bradyism by Winningmandias October 16, 2021