battered rat

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley

"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"

by missfarahk October 20, 2008

Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.

<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.

your foot looks like a battered fish

by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009

Noob Batter

A person who has yet to even play the game (or know the title of the game). This is followed by Noob Cake. By which when the game is over, they will turn into a cake because of the extreme heat of the pwnage they endure.

"Are you sure you know hoe to play you fuckin' Noob Batter."

by Hoasty January 25, 2009

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.

Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest

by zorpidus April 16, 2004

battered chickens

An elite server online for Medal Of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead. Its very prestigious and difficult to get onto, as it is usually full.

Regular hangout of MoneyMoneyMoney and DevilKiller

Opening message: Welcome to the battered chickens spearhead server...

by GMWJ November 13, 2007

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021