Bali Shag

The act of having sex with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted HIV/AIDS and a string of other diseases.

ROD: You get a Bali Shag?
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!

by The Moody Poet November 30, 2006

baling

When your diet contains so much fibre that your shit starts to look like hay bales.

"Man, this high fibre diet has me baling."

by Linnick March 29, 2008

Bali

Australia in Indonesia.

Lets go to Bounty Hotel to play spot the Balinese.

by MissTata March 16, 2014

bailiff, whack his peepee

the worst sentence to have in court, not supported by twinkie defending

We must make sure you do not come here again.
Bailiff, whack his peepee.

by stamplerels September 4, 2021

Barling

Laughing while in pain

Sean was barling while his stomach hurt

by Tetoe123 September 28, 2015

balickbalyan

This word was first seen written on a package at Arn L's house. Overtime balickbalyan has been evolved to describe an attractive flipino woman. Apparently, the translation flipino to english is "go there, come back."

Someone has the fever for balickbalyan's.

by Dominic October 4, 2004

Barling

Barling is a cross between to words Babe and Darling...

"See ya later Gareth Barling" said Lola
"Barling?" Gareth questioned
"Haha, i went to say babe and then started saying Darling..lol" answered Lola
Oh ok then, see ya later, safe yeah"

by Lola Gibson March 5, 2009