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barlib

You're such a barlib.
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Barlinnie

The big house in Glasgow.

The finest wideos from Scotland can call this home. Affectionately known as Bar-L to locals, it is a maximum security prison which houses some of the countries most violent criminals.

On the plus side the inmates tend to stay dry unlike most Glaswegians.
A Stoat the ba' sent to Barlinnie is effectively being sentenced to death.
by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008
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Balibo

When a man fucks a woman and wants to go to the bathroom to shit out a whole entire bus, or something of a similar size. the girl looks back. She sees that you are in pain and asks what is wrong you answer nothing. right when you answer (nothing) you let out a huge fart that can kill a skunk or two. She barfs out and you soon find out that your bathing in vomit and diarrhea. You faint because of the awful smell and the next day when you wake up you find out that the girl is gone and you are tied to a chair and her dad is pointing a shotgun at your face.
I had a a fucked up night, it was a balibo!
by Jesusrmofo666 May 31, 2009
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badlib

a bad ad-lib, by a vocalist or other musical/dramatic performer. Can also be reffered to as a minuslib
shit, did you hear jerome in that last song?! he was badlibbing like a mother fucker!
by scubasteve91 December 14, 2010
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barlifting

It is like shop lifting but you steal things from a bar instead of a shop. You usually steal things like an ash tray or a cool shot glass. It is usually unnoticed and if noticed you usually don't get punished.
On the phone...
Amber: Hey Dick. How's it goin'?
Dick: I'm cool Am. I barlifted this cool martini glass. You wanna trade with you lucky strike ash tray?
Amber: Barlifting is cool.
Dick: Cool.
by Ismail Kanzik December 27, 2008
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Barlinnie Facelift

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.
Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby
by Senor Presidente December 22, 2009
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Barsibas

Another word for somebody ugly. Someone who doesn't have good looks
she is barsibas
by Molly002 July 7, 2020
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