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Baptiste

Baptiste
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 06, 2016
Baptiste
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 06, 2016
by Bn_jr69 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Baptistemug.

Dirty Baptiste

When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico
I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.
by amgrogus November 16, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Baptistemug.

Baptist joy

A joy that baptizes, also the most amazing person
You: Hey im feeling baptist joy
me: cool

Me: I LOVE YOU BAPTIST JOY
by narry4life February 22, 2021
mugGet the Baptist joymug.

Baptist Dance Party

A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.
Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.

Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!
by bestnonregever October 6, 2016
mugGet the Baptist Dance Partymug.

Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
mugGet the Westboro Baptist Churchmug.

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.
Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024
mugGet the baptist mimosamug.

Baptiste

Baptistes are one of a kind. Audacious, resourceful and heavenly clever Baptiste is the future of entrepreneurship. People look up to him for his ideas and for his advice when it comes to music, food and politics. Research has shown that Baptistes is the most likely to become a religious idol, a rock star or an important actor in the history of mankind. With his strong leadership personality Baptiste has all his chances to create is own country and rule over it with absolute power. Baptiste is magnificent although he is known for being addicted to sugar, sweets, wine or other life pleasures.
- Who is this sunny brilliant tall guy ?

- It's Baptiste the chosen one.
by Wayne.Maa-hike_junior_.Lisa November 22, 2021
mugGet the Baptistemug.

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