jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009

backstage bandit

n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.

"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

Blind Bandit

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.

If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.

by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013

sex bandit

One who often obtains sex for himself in a quick or mischievious manner.
see also "steal it"

That Nick Yurick is a sex bandit.

by Nick Yurick July 04, 2005

Piss Bandit

A thief who steals the wallet out of his victims' back pocket, while the victim is using a urinal in a public restroom.

Phil: "Man, my wallet was just stolen in the men's room!
Chris: "Dude, you really gotta watch out for those Piss Bandits.

by dirtyjeff November 09, 2008

Robo Bandit

1.) great thief of Robitussin. 2.) Person who can at one time steal $60 worth of DXM out of any given location without capture or being discovered. 3.) See

Chase was the first robo bandit to steal 3 bottles, 5 boxes of triple c's and a stick of gum.

by Da Mace September 26, 2011

Glitter Bandit

When someone is giving you oral sex and right before you climax you say "Im the glitter bandit." The person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. They will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.

I got with Ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. I'm still finding glitter in my hair...

by Glitter Bandit October 10, 2014