phanny bandit

one who is always after the good ol' fashion pancake booty.

Damn bro you are a phanny bandit for liking that flat assed bitch.

by bigdaddygoblin June 16, 2008

Clam Bandit

(noun) A person who hits on/sleeps with your girlfriend/wife/girl you're in the middle of making moves on or that you're extremely interested in.

"Dude, I was talking to this girl and I really like her and my friend josh just came up and asked her out!, he's a total clam bandit!"

by unicorn_singlepieceofcorn December 7, 2012

Honesty Box Bandit

Someone who writes mean remarks in multiple peoples' honesty boxes on face book. often these assumptions are false, and the remarks are ignored. The writer is also always obvious, and is there for hated because of these little rude remarks.

Honesty box bandit's work:

Honesty Box one: I hate you go die
Honesty box two: You have no friends
Honesty box three: no one likes you
etc...

(all written within a few seconds of each other)

by Kaybay January 3, 2008

big dick bandit

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.

Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"

by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007

arse bandit

Derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Quentin is an arse bandit.

by Zorro August 14, 2003

Weed Bandit

(noun). A habitual pot mooch who is conveniently present when one is about to smoke the chronic.

" I can't believe I put another nug in the mailbox for that weed bandit Neal Bennett"

by Lynner November 11, 2008

facebook bandit

someone who hangs out on facebook and throws in their 2 cents in everyone's wall posts.

look at that facebook bandit, he just commented on my post again.

by mr chi July 6, 2009