by scodata March 5, 2008
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Strike: a perfect 10 (often achieved just before passing out from dehydration)
Spare: takes two skype sessions to count ten successful orgasms.
Gutterball: should he fail even once to climax.
Split: he and "a friend" both don't finish.
Turkey: The woman climaxes more then the man.
Skype bowling is capable of growing in both terminology and game types depending on how often the couple play. Some benefits of Skype Bowling may include more "regular" bowling nights to learn new terms, the woman becoming aroused at the thought of "bowling", giving her the feeling of intimacy via secret codeword/reference.
Strike: a perfect 10 (often achieved just before passing out from dehydration)
Spare: takes two skype sessions to count ten successful orgasms.
Gutterball: should he fail even once to climax.
Split: he and "a friend" both don't finish.
Turkey: The woman climaxes more then the man.
Skype bowling is capable of growing in both terminology and game types depending on how often the couple play. Some benefits of Skype Bowling may include more "regular" bowling nights to learn new terms, the woman becoming aroused at the thought of "bowling", giving her the feeling of intimacy via secret codeword/reference.
1. "Suzie gave me a Strike on Skype Bowling last night."
2. "I was trying to Skype Bowl last night with my girl but she got bored and ended up giving me a Gutterball."
3. "After our game of Skype Bowling, my girlfriend decided Mike and I scored a Split."
4. "Marcella and I used to Skype Bowl but after scoring three turkeys in two games, she said she didn't need me anymore..."
5. "Everyone wins in Skype Bowling." :)
2. "I was trying to Skype Bowl last night with my girl but she got bored and ended up giving me a Gutterball."
3. "After our game of Skype Bowling, my girlfriend decided Mike and I scored a Split."
4. "Marcella and I used to Skype Bowl but after scoring three turkeys in two games, she said she didn't need me anymore..."
5. "Everyone wins in Skype Bowling." :)
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Average teen- You see that kid bowling it down the road?
Average teen 2- Yeah, he looked a right idiot
Average teen 2- Yeah, he looked a right idiot
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