geek boat

derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarrassment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. 'Boat' is akin to the Titanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.

Friend : Hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the Palladium for the Taylor Swift concert ?
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL

Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!

by Virgin Suicides October 18, 2017

eight bitches on a bitch boat

The way that one of the frat aliens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force describes the pain that he went through to get a tatoo on his lung.

"Yeah my dad said he'd kill me if I didn't get it done. I had to get wasted to do it cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat"

"It was as cold as eight bitches on a bitch boat"

by katieandginger January 31, 2005

boat raced

to be badly beaten at something

"How did the baseball game go?" "We got boat raced." "It was 15 to 0"

by Kevin Dalingo May 13, 2006

Bottom Boat

To violently corn-hole a unconscious, physically disabled subject.

My uncle was caught Bottom Boating his neighbor.

by Johnyyyie June 28, 2008

land boat

A longass car from the 60's and 70's.

look at that old mans land boat takin up 2 parkin spaces, what a cock.

by zoot April 26, 2005

boat

1000 pills of ecstasy

how much for a boat?

by MDMA RDA MJL July 2, 2006

on a boat

An alternative way to say "on a roll". Things are going incredibly well for you and nobody can touch you, because you're on a motherfuckin boat.

I just got promoted at my job and scored a hot date tomorrow, I'm on a boat!

by Heeb21 February 13, 2009