Sanity boat

A boat that represents ones sanity. Jumping or falling off of it symbolizes the transition into insanity.

Somebody just fell off the sanity boat!

by Nocheese October 23, 2010

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

Boat life

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020

owns a boat

to have a small penis

Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.

Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.

Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.

by Pimp Shizzle June 18, 2009

boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

by cojudi August 28, 2014

boat cute

when sailors deployed aboard a U.S Navy vessel begin to lower standards for mate selection and see previously hideous females as boat cute

Ex: "That chick was ratchet as fuck, 4 months into deployment shes totally boat cute".

by Terry-VFA-97 January 13, 2014

Snatch boat

Performing cunnilingus and motor boating boobs at the same time

It is best to snatch boat standing up

by Goodtogo May 27, 2014