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Autistic

Anyone by the name of Raymond
Hello I'm Raymond (autistic)
by tsnbolo April 25, 2020
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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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autistic puberty laugh

A very low-quality laugh, often ironic.
EEhAaaaaHHHaaeeuuuuhhh
sounds like autistic puberty laugh
by dummyville October 3, 2019
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Autistic Kieran

An Indian with with autism and Down syndrome. Who likes to yell stupid shit when he sees milk cartons
Autistic Kieran yelled “Indian milk” when he saw Eric with chocolate milk.
by SRA.Theiss May 12, 2019
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Autistic

Something that ignorant pieces of crap think is just a fancy word for "retarded".
and I'm just gonna say something to those people.
WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU.
I really don't get why these people are convinced it means "retarded"
especially considering that would be an accurate description of the people who think it.
Todd: "WOW! JOHN IS SO AUTISTIC, HE COULDN'T DIVIDE 2 BY 2!"
John: "Todd I swear to god I'm gonna divide the bones in your body by 2."
Todd: "oh really? just try it you Autistic- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023
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Autistic Acoustic Person

A autistic person that is acoustic.
Meaning a disabled person that has a good voice or sings well
Hey John look at that Autistic Acoustic person over there!
by RizzWithA December 20, 2023
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Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.
Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.
by Blaster jjj February 12, 2024
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