Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 26, 2022

Autistic Duck Syndrome

When trying to get your ducks in a row result in a zig-zag

Suffering from Autistic Duck Syndrome is makes it difficult to get my life in order.

by ArcadianSage November 05, 2020

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.

Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.

by Blaster jjj February 13, 2024

Autisticness

A word to describe a mental disability or an extreme measure of autism in a person named Connor Chang.

“Oh look, Connor, the autisticness is blinding!”

by lizzygrant777 January 27, 2024

Autistic Sparrow

1. a small bird with a tendency to view life in terms of one's own needs and desires.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.

"Get out of the way of the tele you Autistic Sparrow"

by TheRealCatWilly May 09, 2019

Autisticated

Used as in insult to describe someone’s actions as being abnormal

Man-“what’s going on with John?”
Man2-“no clue, he’s abit autisticated today.”

by Yofku October 17, 2023