asswipe

Shit residue.

After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.

by vince February 26, 2004

assbite

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

"Dude, Your such a fucking assbite."

by EvilPanda December 19, 2003

heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010

sick ass wit a thick ass

Used to describe something that is really nice and large. Can be used in different ways.

That's a sick ass whip wit a thick ass rim wit a sick fridge with thick ass.

Damn, that girl got a sick ass wit a thick ass.

Donny, you're a sick ass foo wit a thick ass dude.

by johnnyfosho June 28, 2009

asswipe

u like to use someone face to wipe ur ass

Im gonna use ur face a an asswipe.

by Kyle Rhoads May 1, 2003

asswipia

A magical kingdom where all the asswipes go.

You PIECE OF SHIT. You are the king of asswipia.

by mahbutthole December 14, 2011

assdition

Noun - the prospective new hot chick a group of party girls invite to join in their drunken clubbing exploits.

Slutty Party Chick n1: Damn, did you see that little thang Tiffany brought out partying tonight?

Slutty Party Chick n2: Yeah I did, and she'd make a fine assdition to our Friday night whoring crew.

by BeafyMeats October 1, 2012