asslep

Asslep noun.- as*s*lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your butt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows

I love playing the guessing game of "Did bryant fall asslep?" I should know by now but sometimes I forget and i feel like I have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.

by antleemom May 13, 2011

assletic

when a girl has a surprising big butt and is still athletic.

that athletic girls butt is huge. she is assletic

by Mike alonso March 8, 2017

Asspen

an undesirable, selfish male from the famed ski-bum town of Aspen, CO. his main concerns include beer, drugs, and banging you after he causes you to believe he is the answer to your boyfriend prayers. ladies, remember, "the odds are good but the goods are odd."

kate: he was so into me when we were skiing yesterday. i totally thought we connected!
jen: did you bang?
kate: obvi.
jen: girl, he's an asspen! they don't connect!

by mightymississippi September 9, 2010

asssleevechestsidelegfootwaist

A combination of the words ass, sleeve, chest, side, let, foot, and waist.

Originated from 'and ffs, i dont want a name on my ass/sleeve/chest/side/leg/foot/waist.'

Usually used in a sentence pertaining to designer clothing.

I mean, seriously... I don't want a random designers' name on my asssleevechestsidelegfootwaist!

by Snowysnow June 25, 2010

Asslete

A gay male athlete

That asslete really enjoys showering with the team

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

assplaining

What a wife or girlfriend does when her husband comes home from work. Including feeding him dinner, spreading her ass, and putting the children to bed.

Something every good wife does.

My friend asked me where my wife is.

I said "She's assplaining".

by Ironatriot69420 February 11, 2021

Assless House

Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.

Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House

Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!

by Ishmael Sugrue March 6, 2008