Assenius

Someone who is an asshole and a genius at the same time.

Chelsea is such an assenius. She changed people's MySpace friend positions just to get their attention.

by Jaydawn May 31, 2014

Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014

Assensitive

People who are neither sensitive nor insensitive.

My crush is assensitive. She's a very shy person and at the same time bites people.

by dashiedash August 31, 2015

assbelt

A thick leather belt strung up your ass so far that you can't find it once you lose it.

"Damn, nigga, yo assbelt is shit-stained"

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Assemblied

Been promised something that likely won't happen or your boss thinks your work is rubbish because someone else told them so.

- Yo man, I've just had a meeting with my boss and he wants me gone.

- Don't worry bruv, not your fault. They have been assemblied.

by markjones99 February 21, 2017

Asseatation

A person who likes eating women’s ass.

Yo I reall love asseatation your mom.

by MyDogAteMyFamily May 11, 2018

AssEatersIncorporated

The most prestigious corporation for learning the art of eating ass. The CEO Brady is the van Gogh of eating ass, a true artist if I do say so myself, and I say so. He's one Shmexy mofo too.(save some ladies for the rest of us bro)

1.)"AsseatersIncorporated has to be the best place to learn the true art of eating ass."
"The toung to an ass eater is like a brush to a painter."- CEO of Æinc

by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018