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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.
by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022
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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.
by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022
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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend into emerging cock markets.
by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022
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Discussion-Based Assessment

A hellish quiz found in virtual schools, typically held over Zoom, where you meet with your teacher and they ask you questions about what you learned in the current module. Known for causing panic attacks and pre-DBA anxiety. They are even worse if you have a teacher that is very awkward with students.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Adriana yesterday?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "She killed herself because she didn't want to do her Biology discussion-based assessment."
by PlatinumFalls May 15, 2023
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Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.
Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.
by BobUpp November 6, 2023
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Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.
1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.
by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025
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Take it back on they asses

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.
Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.
by Cooter pants December 14, 2008
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