apostrophe-fuck

The blatant mis-use of the apostrophe in work related email messages or text message exchanges between regular acquaintances.

"No ones busy enough!!! Get to work." is a commonly used apostrophe-fuck.

by Rene Deveraux June 11, 2006

Adopt and Raise

A ROBLOX game filled with a bunch of kids who think these miniature looking pod babies are cute.

I swear to god, any time you join an Adopt and Raise game, you are bound to see about 2 families roleplaying in the chat. It gets so fucking annoying.

Some 9 year old: "I want to play Adopt and Raise!"
The same 9 year old: "Oh, look how cute that baby looks!"
Me: "Are you on drugs?"

by urbanthakilla October 9, 2020

apoetasy

A poet who writes blasphemous poetry

That poet has committed apoetasy against religion.

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

apostrophise

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.

i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!

by silentasaQ January 26, 2010

Apophecy

Prophecy of the Apocalypse

The Apophecy, A Prophecy of the Apocalypse, a vision of the lifting of the veil over mans eyes, a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception and to bring about the eschatological final battle.

by Intune March 22, 2010

Apostrophal comma

A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.

You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

by ellebane October 23, 2011

Apostrafucker

A person who frequently comments on the poor grammar of others.
Someone with an overt affection for the correct usage of English, and feels compelled to share this with others
Synonym of grammar nazi

Stop being such an apostrafucker John, so what what if I used who instead of whom!

by Crackity-Jones May 19, 2016