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swaggiest best most amazing human alive

"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
by wriglae December 31, 2020
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barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
by pussy bee October 28, 2019
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I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.
by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016
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ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.
ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too
by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010
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The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)
Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think
by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021
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This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to state
my satisfaction
Theres no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
My name is Regina George
And I’m a huge deal
Fear me, love me, stand and stare
At me, and these turrets about to fire 60% more bullet at you are real
I've got money and looks
I’m like drunk with power
This whole enrichment centre humps my leg
Like a Chihuahua
I'm the prettiest neurotoxin you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George (uh-huh)
I do what I must
because I can
For the good of all of us
And I’m a huge deal (uh-oh)
I don't care who you are
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
I don't care how you feel
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
Go ahead and leave me
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this power is great
It's so good for me
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look at others
it makes me glad I'm not them
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I’m still alive
and when your dead I’ll be still alive
Regina George is the queen
We're just drones that work for her
And then die when she floods the enrichment centre with deadly neurotoxin
still alive feat the plastics is an amazing concept song if mean girls and portal were in the same universe… regina george has taken over from glados and no morality core will ever change her mean personality
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 26, 2025
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Alive bacon

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.
"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"
by Im jus coo January 22, 2021
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