the skank agents

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.

"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem

by the skank agent chick November 21, 2006

You aint Down

when someone tells you this, they are trying to say that you can't do something cuz you're not brave. so you have to reply "i'm down", and then do it

guy 1: hey, are you down to go steal that car
guy 2: you aint down
guy 1: i'm down.....just watch

by El Coyote June 26, 2008

Agent

Sentient programs within the Matrix, the law enforcers for the Machine organization. They all resemble tall white males in suits and sunglasses. They can move in and out of any hardware directly connected to the Matrix, which means that anyone who's mind has not been liberated is potentially an Agent. They have amazing abilities not limited to super strength, speed, accuracy, and masterful skill of all martial arts. Only one human has ever been able to defeat any Agents who attempt to oppose him: the One, Neo. Now that he is deceased, Zion operatives can do only one thing when they see Agents: run.

"I've seen an Agent punch through a concrete wall, men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air. Yet their strength and their speed is still based in a world that is built on rules..."

by clowmanus February 11, 2005

you aint shit

you really suck at a sport or game or anything you do

Daquan: you let him beat you 25-0

michael: shut up

Daquan: no you shut up ... YOU AINT SHIT !

by SwaggedUp November 20, 2009

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

grass aint greener

Type your definition here...its you to mean that even if something is bad or someone and you try to run from them just know that where you are running to things are still the same or even worse

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...sumeya even if you are leaving job just know the grass aint greener on the other side

by omosh September 9, 2020

Agent Smith

The coolest character of The Matrix Trilogy.

I wannabe Agent Smith (ya know, the self-copying kickass virus)!

by TheEnlightened December 21, 2004