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Academical

A slang derogatory term to describe an Engineer or upper Management. It can also be used to describe their proposed solution to a problem.

as an adjective -- insufferably obtuse
as a noun -- an un-entertaining charlatan

It is intended to imply the person is a charlatan with no real world experience and only theoretical understanding of how to do a job. It is a professional and eloquent way of calling someone “Ignorant with no real world experience.” It is especially amusing when it goes over the person's head and they are oblivious to the major insult you gave them. It is also used to imply that although their book says it is theoretically possible. Real world experienced people know there is no way in hell it will work or it is completely unnecessary. You are astounded at their unprecedented level of ignorance and their lack of experience is shockingly apparent. They refuse to listen to your opinion because you do not have a degree like them and they look down on you even though you graduated from the school of hard knocks. You reluctantly agree to do it their way because you have front row seats to the colossal snafu that is about to unfold or you are making a lot of money doing unnecessary work. You do dread hearing the workers insufferable grumbling about how stupid of an idea it is or or how much of a complete waste of time it is.
Engineers with no hands-on experience are purely academical.

Person A: I do not understand how it does not fit. It is built to the drawings.

Person B: The drawings are academical. On paper it should theoretically work but there a lot of factors the calculations don't factor.
by Construction trash May 31, 2024
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Academic Freak

A person that gains sexual satisfaction from obtaining new information or learning something new. Particularly in an academic setting.
Did you see Moah got bricked up in class today?

Yeah, I heard that he's an Academic Freak!
by BudsonBaggy April 6, 2025
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Academic Freak

A person who experiences sexual arousal or erotic excitement from gaining an academic achievement or by the act of learning.
Why were you so hard in class today?
IDK bro, I must be an academic freak!
by BudsonBaggy May 4, 2025
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academically drowning

When students are overwhelmed by their school work and feel as if they are downing in assignments that are due soon.
My roommate is academically drowning, she has three papers due in two days!
My professor for philosophy assigned summaries for five 20-page readings this Tuesday that are due today. I feel like I am academically drowning.
by aburntoutcollegestudent April 12, 2023
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academic work quality

The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of anaerobic exercise on academic work quality
by ResearcherC April 20, 2023
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academic work quality

The attention, retention and reproduction of information in an academic setting.
The effects of aerobic exercise on academic work quality.
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Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education
oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break
by anonymous April 27, 2023
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