Choke Artist

1.A player that succeeds in playing so fantastically bad that it is considered a form of art.

2.Someone who is incapable of competing effectively when the situation calls for it.

3.A player who makes a career of faltering in the clutch situation.

Tony Romo is the complete choke artist. He has great stats during the regular season, but then he just chokes so hard in the playoffs.
Also see; Donovan Mcnabb, Kobe Bryant(without Shaq), Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, and the Buffalo Bills of the early 90's

by Scoobysnacks28 January 24, 2009

sham artist

one who excelles in the art of being a shit bag that does not contribute but sits on his ass and instructes other people what to do

man i wish pfc gasko would get off his fat nasty ass and do some work,I swear he's the epitome of a sham artist

by red twat face March 16, 2009

artistic licence

a distortion or complete ignorance of the facts; a lie

describes the freedoms artists (or writers, film makers, etc) take with the facts in the process of creating; disregarding facts for the sake of the art

When a book is made into a movie and parts are left out or changes are made -- the film makers are using artistic licence

The movie Titanic - the sinking of the Titanic is a real event in history but the characters in the movie are fictional. The writer took a real event and used artistic licence to create a story.

by wikidbchofthewst October 24, 2006

Artistic liberties

A favored term of filmmakers who create films based on or around a historical event/person/era that holds little historical accuracy, usually for the sake of making the film seem more interesting than the reality it's based on, and by extension, possibly drawing in larger crowds and making more money at the box office.

Such extensive artistic liberties were taken with Sofia Coppola's "Marie Antoinette" that it was booed at Cannes.

When George Hickenlooper was questioned as to why his '06 film, "Factory Girl", had been panned so severely by Warhol scholars, he spoke of his artistic liberties taken with the film.

by slinkychang October 26, 2008

artified

To produce something in a meaningful and creative way, thereby downplaying its original intent and bringing more light to its beautification.

"I thought my photo was good enough, but he took it into photoshop and artified it. That idiot!"

by benjaey August 14, 2006

Artificial Red

Methadone. In it's liquid form it is cherry flavored and red in color.

going down to the methadone clinic to get my artificial red.

by sickman... January 25, 2010

search artist

Someone who doesn't know the answer, but is really good at using internet search engines to find it.

That guy isn't an expert, he's just a search artist.

by kwaping January 6, 2006