aol disc 

A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.

Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!

Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!

aol disc by J. Spearin March 21, 2007

AOL free CD 

An instrument of death that's light, portable, and capable of traveling long distances when thrown. They also double as coasters, and "bling bling" for rappers like Ja Rule.

Its primary habitats are dumps, supermarkets, and department stores.

I stabbed my arch-nemesis in the armpit with my broken AOL free CD.

AOL free CD by Kraemer0581 July 31, 2006

AOL disk

CD often found by the till in soteres, shops, malls, supermarkets... and free.
Useful as frisbee, Coaster, and not much else.
Also, can be synonmymus with KRAP.
**WARNING** AVOID CONTACT WITH COMPUTER AT ALL TIMES!

"We gonna throw a kickass party - we gonna need a helluva lotta coasters an frisbees -- cheap!"
"kk, going to store for aol disks"

AOL disk by LE4dGOLEM April 22, 2005

aol cd 

A FREE coaster/frisbee u get in the mail every other fucking week!

i broke an aol cd today!

aol cd by KENNY! May 10, 2004

AOL disk

1. Frisbee
2. Coaster
3. Earring
4. Ghetto Christmas Tree Decoration

We saved up all the AOL disks we got through the year to decorate our Christmas Tree!

AOL disk by B-Drac December 13, 2003

AOL disk

Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.

I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.

AOL disk by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004

AOL User 

Derogatory term for someone either incapable of performing a simple action or requiring excessive guidance to perform such a task.

This is generally a worse insult than Newbie or it's derivatives as Newbies are expected to gain experience and improve whilst AOL Users are expected to stay stupid.

Stupid people are not required to actually use America Online to qualify as an AOL User.

Bloody AOL User had the USB lean in the Ethernet Socket

AOL User by Adam Adamant May 15, 2005