scooter booger

A non attractive and or obese woman riding on the back of a motorcycle.

Look at Jeremy with that scooter booger on the back of his bike I bet she has a thyroid problem.

scooter booger by ncbornokgrown August 7, 2014

poom shoot 

when you stop a boy getin some class A poom

i was likin out this girl and the this boys got in the way fukin poom shooter

poom shoot by lilgoughy July 2, 2007

scooter 

one of my best friends and someone who has joint ownership of the title of most sarcastic (the other person being me)

deep down, scooter really does think kurt cobain is hot

scooter by scorchie February 12, 2003

scootchmissle 

verb- to move hastilly- to scootchmissle over

noun- a dick-head who's acting like a little bitch.

Dye's being a freakin scootchmissle, because they won't sanction Hybrid making their shit.

scootchmissle by Rory Phipps September 24, 2006

shmootie 

when a guy or a girl while making out sucks on the other one's tongue.

I was making out with Megan last night and she gave me a shmootie.

shmootie by Budwash435 January 24, 2009

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! 

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! by ribetab January 11, 2011

smooth sailor 

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup

We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.

smooth sailor by Good Ebening November 4, 2009