Monkey in the Middle 

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”

Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.

Monkey in the Middle by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023

Monkey Dust 

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.

We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.

Monkey Dust by BigAl87 July 1, 2023

Monkey science 

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

Monkey science by big whisker July 5, 2023

Monkey Chariot

A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.

“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “

“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “

Monkey Chariot by wannabang0 July 16, 2023

Monkey Debugging 

When a programmer resorts to making random changes to their code until something works.

Joe spent hours staring at his code, trying to figure out a solution, until he finally gave in to monkey debugging.

Monkey Debugging by monkeycode July 19, 2023

Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.

Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?

Monkey-brain by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023

monkey burger 

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.

That guy was such a monkey burger.

monkey burger by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023