3 definitions by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching
• Oral destroyer of anuses; a masterfully skilled rim job-giver
• A necrophiliac with a proclivity toward anal-oral sex
• A necrophiliac with a proclivity toward anal-oral sex
• “I was mawed a euphoric tonguing last night by the Rim Reaper!”
• “There’s evil afoot! all of our cadavers glisten from the anus with faint ellipses of saliva-- we have ourselves a Rim Reaper.”
• “There’s evil afoot! all of our cadavers glisten from the anus with faint ellipses of saliva-- we have ourselves a Rim Reaper.”
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching March 10, 2023
A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 15, 2023
Regendainsh(verb)- to “knight” thy maiden by the deft placement of thou erect penis on each landing of her bare, sterile shoulders
Regendainsion(Noun) Regendainshly(adjective)
Regendaind(participle) Regendainshing (infinitive)
Regendainsion(Noun) Regendainshly(adjective)
Regendaind(participle) Regendainshing (infinitive)
Regendainsion(Noun) Regendainshly(adjective)
Regendaind(participle) Regendainshing (infinitive)
By twelve she will still sit pristine and naive of blemish, Iago, unless thou conspire with spite himself to obstruct the regendainshing of my beautiful piece.
Regendaind(participle) Regendainshing (infinitive)
By twelve she will still sit pristine and naive of blemish, Iago, unless thou conspire with spite himself to obstruct the regendainshing of my beautiful piece.
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching April 17, 2023