Brown eyeland

When you take a shit so big that it piles up out of the water and creates a "brown eyeland".

Last nights dinner created my very own brown eyeland.

by jedisatan February 10, 2010

Brown lazer

When a solid stream is ejected from ass and hits the water without breaking with a intense burning feeling

Damn joe that curry gave me a dose of the brown lazer last night

by Greg Devine February 16, 2010

brown out

Taking such a gigantic shit that you immediately pass out.

Dude, I don't know what happened last night. I ate so much taco bell I must have brown out.

by yourmother34 September 4, 2010

Turd Brown

A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.

Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.

by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010

pucker brown

your butthole, a.k.a. starfish, sphincter, cornhole

"i can't believe he totally kicked me in the pucker brown"
"my pucker brown is so sore, i can barely sit down"

by cheekie1969 May 22, 2006

Brown Knobber

A person who loves to fuck guys in the ass.

Jason C. was caught fucking his friend's dad in the ass. What a fucking Brown Knobber!

by Yer Paw April 10, 2005

Brown's ghost

The bad-smelling byproduct of flatuence, a.k.a. fart fumes, that hangs in the air after a particular person has farted/passed gas.

"Brown's ghost is haunting the school cafeteria. Somebody get a can of air freshener...it's time for an exorcism!"

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 23, 2006