brown eye baller 

homosexual faggot gangster.

Rob Halford is a brown eye baller. He likes his dudes dressed in leather.

brown eye baller by white bread witout da bed spread November 24, 2004

brown fudge sunday 

No....not a mis-spelling. A day of the week upon which you should be afforded rest and relaxation, but due to the fact that you have three children under four years of age you spend that day packing a despatching shit pastys into the nappy bin.

"Hey come on, I've done six today already - you have a go,
I'm just having a brown fudge sunday and bugger all else"

brown fudge sunday by Brucester September 16, 2006

Brown Bottom Whisker Biscuit 

When a man is giving a rim job, he gets shit in his mustache. Saving some for later.

I needed a snack for later so I ate the Brown Bottom Whisker Biscuits from my beard.

Brown Bottom Whisker Biscuit by Shlaugette October 17, 2008

Brown Coffee 

When you or your partner poops into a coffee grinder, then mixes the resulting slurry with breast milk and mountain dew then throws it out because seriously that's disgusting why are you even reading this.

(A man has stopped by a diner to take a break from his long country drive.)

Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.

Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.

Man: How so?

Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.

Man: Sounds good. How much is that?

Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.

Man: That much?!

Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.

Brown Coffee by Trolling throwaway123454321 June 30, 2011

brown time 

term used to describe the time spent waiting between your roommate using the toilet and the time when the smell has dissipated enough for you to go and use it yourself.

These last few months living with Cory I've been getting a lot of reading done in my brown time.

brown time by anthubc2010-_- October 20, 2010

brown eyed agony 

When Sylvester Stallone fucks Dolly Parton in the ass.

"...and the only part I remember from that shitty movie was when Dolly said, 'Ever since I've met you, it's been nothin' but brown eyed agony!'"

brown eyed agony by Twat Waffle May 2, 2005

Brown Out 

When one drinks an excessive amount. Similar to a "Black out" except partial things are remembered but you shit your pants at the end of the night.

Man I drank way too much last night, I shouldn't have had that Taco Bell before we went out though because I had total brown out at the end of the night

Brown Out by austenc15 January 18, 2009