Nope. That's how you can tell you don't believe it in an ontological sense. The preconditions for hell are that you deserve to be there and that it's forever.
Hym "If life can be a facsimile of hell then it would have to mean that even if the worst thing imaginable is happening to you, you're getting what you deserve. On a different note, a homeless guy asked me for money today. He told me that he was living in a part and that all he had was a bike. I gave him the only dollar I had on me and told him that I was about to get evicted unless I paid $500 by the end of the day. His response was "Yeah, Me too. I just got evicted today because I couldn't pay $400." And it's like, what the hell man. You don't have to lie."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.
Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019
Get the wire hell mug.A combination of needing to take a Dick Tingling Piss and an Asshole Splitting Shit. Typically you dance cause you need to pee really bad and you get on the toilet and start peeing and it's a relief. Immediately after you start taking a shit taking away your relief and feels like ot shreds up your asshole with nails then once the log drops it's relief again.
Damn, man. I got home and I had to deal with a Heaven Hell Combo. It was bad then it was great then it was bad again then it was great.
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