Goonmaestro 

Title given to those who have controlled and mastered the way of yaaph. These people can pull the fembruzz (femboy huzz) at any given time at will.

Ciken: Yo dude, did you know Yaaph was elected as the latest Goonmaestro?

Snowball: No way that's crazy, this will leave a massive mark to the goon society

Vi: You know what else is massive? LOOO-

Goonmaestro by Yaaph February 13, 2025

gooning rig 

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning

Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig

gooning rig by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025

goonentine 

A person that you goon with on Valentine’s Day

Me and my goonentine were stroking our meat tip to tip while watching gay porn.

goonentine by Your goonentine February 14, 2025

Goonunion

The main base of Ciken, kind of like japanese shrines. He leads his own union, so called "Goonunion". This is the main place Ciken uses to train his students the Goon Arts. This place also has ranks for its students, ranging from "Bronze Beater" to "Masterbator"

Ciken: Damn, i had to make a Goonunion exam for 200 students yesterday, surprisingly, they all passed

Goonunion by Cіken February 16, 2025

Goonicide 

When your caught with dick out while spanking in a drive through and forced to kill yourself.

Did you see that guy who goonicided on TikTok

Goonicide by Spankbanker February 18, 2025

goonermaxer 

A person that goons alot or is weird to be araund.

Henry was so touchy today.

I know hes such a goonermaxer

goonermaxer by Eespruh February 20, 2025

Goonicide 

A young African-American individual who committed suicide after getting caught gooning (committing sexual activities on oneself) by an obese woman who needs to be deported.

Bro: Did you hear about the goonicide?
Bro 2: Yeah vro, that woman is such a bitch for posting data shit

Goonicide by brihttp February 25, 2025