gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning
Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig
by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025
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low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.
Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.
by JerimiahCheslton June 12, 2022
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