graveyard dead 

Death resulting from an extreme method. A death so extreme that there is no attempt made at saving your life or even checking your pulse.

Holmes was out drinking the other day and decided to cross the interstate, he was too drunk to notice any traffic and got hit by six different cars, he died, he be dead, like "graveyard dead".

graveyard dead by Yordys July 14, 2006

left 4 dead 2 

valves sequel to last years game, left 4 dead. it features new weapons, campaign, characters, and melee combat, such as frying pans (lol) chainsaws, axes, etc. it is supposed to be a much bigger and better game than the first. if this holds true, ill have an orgasm every time i touch the disk

hey did you piss your pants?
no i had an extreme orgasm and jizzed in my pants. its left 4 dead 2s fault

left 4 dead 2 by Z3r0s3volution June 2, 2009

swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

swing a dead cat by Coell September 23, 2005

drawing dead

In a card game, when no cards to come can could give a player the best hand, he is drawing dead.

"I can't believe you caught that flush on the turn because now I'm drawing dead."

drawing dead by katan July 28, 2004

living dead beat 

1. A song by the finnish heavy metal band Children of Bodom.
2. A person that hurts themself because they drink to much.

I broke my ribs while jumping off stage last night, because I was wasted on Jack Daniels and Jägermeister. I'm such a living dead beat!

living dead beat by soilwork November 7, 2007

The heavy is dead 

A very popular SFM/GMOD TF2 animation made by Antoine Delak where heavy from team fortress 2 dies and takes revenge on the one who killed him. But this comes at a price as his entire team has died while trying to find who killed heavy.

Your dad's sudden death is tragic but It can't be as tragic as the story called "the heavy is dead"

The heavy is dead by B8EDUM8 September 28, 2020

Speaker for the Dead 

Someone who retells the life of a deceased person. A Speaker for the Dead tells the story in all truth, holding back neither good nor bad, so that the deceased may be better understood.

The title derived from the book ender's game, where Ender tells the story of the Formics after killing off all but one of them in a short story book titled, "The Hive Queen," and later the story of his brother in the another short story book titled, "The Hegemon." Both story's were signed with the pen name 'Speaker for the Dead,' so no one was aware of the original author.

Thanks to the Speaker for the Dead, I realized my dead father was not such a bad man after all, just struggling to make ends meet.

Speaker for the Dead by Shadow DelaSangre March 6, 2007