my dad

A term of respect for those close to you. Once a person becomes a dad, those that names them that will henceforth be known as 'sons'. If a dad declares another person their dad, then that person has the great honour of grandpa.

dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.

"John! My dad!!!" said Callum
"My son!!!" replied John

by a_zesty_boi August 8, 2018

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019

Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

Ur Dad

Like ur mom, but it's dad

Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke

by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021

Dad

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021

ur dad

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy

hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg

by anonymous March 7, 2022

Dad

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.

fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)

by Ifykykokqy April 15, 2020