Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed
brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth
brain!
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.
Person 1: Ok,
jackass.