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Smoothie 

a smoothie is a guy who is very hot, sxc etc. came from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are got guys...
my god brad is such a smoothie
Smoothie by gengen August 7, 2004

Smooth Brain 

A brain that has the quality of smoothness: having an even and consistent surface
Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth brain!
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.

Person 1: Ok, jackass.
Smooth Brain by Phil Johnson 47 December 5, 2020

shoot the boot

to drink said beverage from classy footwear.
"shoot, shoot, shoot the boot, shoot, shoot, shoot the boot"
shoot the boot by Randy Vegas June 25, 2007

shoot the breeze 

When a woman wears no panties, crotchless
You gotta let loose, go crotchless shoot the breeze
Susie was a Floozey she loved to shoot the breeze during family functions
shoot the breeze by Pakhumps August 24, 2017
Something that is boring and dull, usually in reference to music.
Man that DJ is playing some real Smootsi house.
Smootsi by Plastic Paddy May 12, 2003

smoothie 

Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.
Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.
smoothie by nikki.t September 18, 2010