Dennie's sausages

A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.

I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!

by Boris_the_Bass February 20, 2011

drop some sausages

Take a shit

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.

by pentozali January 1, 2014

Sleeping Bag For Sausages

A synonym for vagina

Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b

by BasicByotchIvy August 1, 2020

Sausagised

1: when under the influence of most downer drugs your eyes become sunken and makes your eyes look they have sausages above and below them. eyelid bags.

2: to be too high as if you've been shot with a high lazer to make you think you're a sausage

1: "oh man my eyes look like their surrounded by a buncha sausages"

2: "man i'm too Sausagised to go to work right now"

by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009

sausge tube

the area between a woman's breasts.Simalar to the taint.

Jody:"My pants didnt have any pockets so i put my phone in my sausge tube."
John:"Nice."

by thenapedog May 18, 2010

sansage

lack; absence.

Due to a sansage of time, he could not complete the work.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

smausage

The random gross wet old moldy sausage rolled with different types of meat rolled into a sausage line that is hung on the wall, by a window, or by a fan. Smausage is also sacred to some religions. The smell of smausage will linger for about 20 minutes after taken down. The only way to get rid of the smell is febreez and smoking weed.

Hey Cornelius, that's a nice smausage you got there.

by The deep squeeger June 17, 2016