showertime

when it’s 8pm and you want to send pictures of your penis to your girlfriend and you want pictures back but you don’t wanna be a retard.

“when do u take shower?”
“during showertime”

by shitheadstick November 11, 2019

Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

Shower Curtain

Josh is a fuking shower curtain

WHo?

josh is a fuking Shower Curtain

by HailRussia November 25, 2019

Shower

not a shower like water, but a shower like you show something

"wow his penis is very small" - kennedy

"i'm not a shower, im a grower" - John

by yungpapí December 14, 2019

Shower

A shower is for when you need to use the bathroom, shit and piss in the shower

I took a shower and pissed

by HeyeyeueywuwywjsdhPISSSHITONME December 23, 2019

shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.

"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"

by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020

Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020