National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day 

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

Unable to eat around (someone) 

Being unappetized around certain people. A feeling of disgust or discomfort about someone or something they do/did that makes you not want to eat.

I was immediately unable to eat around (someone) because they make me feel horrible when I try to do anything, enough so that I don’t feel hungry around them.

Unable to eat around (someone) by Professional Candy Cane July 5, 2023

Too Stupid To Eat. 

1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.

Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.

Too Stupid To Eat. by ZERO COOL 75 August 4, 2023

Don't eat the Beef Wellington 

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

Don't eat the Beef Wellington by RideBigPony August 14, 2023

Here we eat the potato 

To waste a valuable thing or resource on impulse or in a fit of insanity

Jaiden: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato and not plant it at all!
Slimecicle: EAT IT!
Jaiden: I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT IT
Jaiden: I'M EATING THE FUCKING POTATO! ITS GONE! ITS GONE!

Etoiles: Sorry for throwing out the arrow
Baghera: It's fine. Here we eat the potato

Here we eat the potato by Bolas?!?! November 15, 2023

Sh*t where you eat

The activity of dating a fellow employee at a business, company, etc. that provides your PAY. More younger black people seem to be currently doing this, even though many work situations tend to be stressful places where folks argue, fight, and learn painfully about each others' bad sides.

Yeah, you and Ri are a couple now. She bad as A.F., but don't sh*t where you eat! You're gonna get it!

Sh*t where you eat by Malcolm F. November 18, 2023

are you gonna eat that? 

a phrase used as a joke (or not) usually related to sex with the homies.
can also be used when someone drops food on the floor.

damn i just shat on the floor, Are you gonna eat that?
holy cow that's a big beetle, are you gonna eat that?

are you gonna eat that? by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024