dirty french fry 

When you have doggy style sex with a female, you stick your finger in her ass, remove the finger, then stick the finger in her mouth.

I was having vigorous doggy style sex with Patti and I stuck my finger in her ass. Then I put it in her mouth and she sucked my finger like it was a dirty french fry

dirty french fry by Bubbles the Cat July 20, 2008

The French Wars of Religion 

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

The French Wars of Religion by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2019

Charles French 

Noun & Verb (Also referred to as Charlie)
1.) Rubik's Cube Master
2.) An all around nice guy that people can't help but love. He usually has a Rubik's cube in his right pocket and a game boy in his other. He has the most annoying dog on the planet that likes to bark constantly. But it's okay, it will get eaten eventually.
3.) A person that can pick their nose with their tongue.
4.) to be awesome.

That barking dog must belong to a Charles French! Maybe we should just eat it...

Charles French by TacoFlavoredKeeses April 11, 2011

Thicc French

A nickname for a man with the first name Nick and the last name French. The nickname can be used for anyone with a first name rhyming with Thick or Nick.

Hey did you see Thicc French over there?

Thicc French by Thicccccccc February 15, 2017

National French kiss day

National French kiss day is on April 13th, kiss your love of our life

Kevin: he mike guess what..
Mike: what??

Kevin: tomorrow is national French kiss day so here is ur chance with Kayla!

National French kiss day by Destiny love May 25, 2018

The French Adam Johnson 

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

The French Adam Johnson by dogtoes June 11, 2018

Anti-French/British Day 

On February 20th it turns Anti-French/British Day where your allowed to criticize the French or British without remorse

On Febuary 20th I'm killing queen Elizabeth the third.

"Damn this is a hella fine day today I just harassed a entire british colony into suicide and set the french into a spiraling interstellar loop of depression."
-Me 2021 (3 days in the future)

Anti-French/British Day is really fucking cool

Anti-French/British Day by ZennTopiX February 17, 2021